Do we really need to talk about this?

It’s been awhile but I felt it was time to clear the air once again and talk about proper clothing when you come to the store. I will admit there have been plenty of times when I have run out to the store in the middle of the night and maybe don’t throw every piece of clothing on that I may need. However in the middle of the day I am usually fully clothed. So please tell me when it became cool to go into a store, where you might see someone you might like, want to like hope will like you, or God forbid someone you work with, wearing no underwear, bra’s or clothing so tight I can tell when your last meal was. Normally I would be all for the occasional peak, as it is one of the unwritten perks of a crappy job, however at a certain point you get tired of seeing other peoples unmentionables. Ok maybe not the really good-looking girls…. Anyway guys why are you wearing shorts so tight other customers feel uncomfortable and feel the need to point out that they can see your package. Please don’t misunderstand me I am all for the occasion commando day, but that does not mean the whole world has to know it. Bottom line when you come to a store cover your Johnson, and make sure the camel you rode in on is covered and you turn your headlights off. I’m just saying.