P*ssy Juice and Money

So let’s talk about proper money etiquette shall we. Ok so recently I work the third shift at my local store. I had a couple of people that where characters, but none that compared to the two guys that came in towards 6 in the morning. Two guys approached the counter laughing and talking. At first I paid very little attention to their conversation, that is until one of the guys plopped down a rather large ball of wet cash. I stared down at the matted wet mess now leaking water onto my counter top, with a small amount of judgment in my eyes. I knew that there was going to be an interesting story behind this mass of green and white mess. One of the guys looked at me and said “Man this money got ass and pussy juice on it, I hope she ain’t think she was getting all this money”. By this point another customer has gotten in line behind these two guys, and my judgmental has transformed into on of shock and awe. The other guy then chimes in and says that there were some freaky events taking place in a tub, with some strippers. They used the wet money to purchase condoms, blunts and cigarettes, the long night survival kit. Then one of the guys decided he needed something sweet, so he meandered around the store making idol conversation with his friend leaving the matted ball of money on the counter spilling it’s questionable liquid content all over the counter. Eventually they got everything they needed and left. Now that we have a little bit of the back-story here comes the rant. If you are out and having a good time let’s try and remember a couple of things. The first thing to remember is to be aware of your surroundings. The other customers in the store need to use that counter space too and no on appreciates a freaking wet counter top. The second thing is I nor does any one else being paid to do this crappy job and work over night with idiots wants to have to deal with wet money that you have crammed into some girls anus or vagina, in a bathtub. Third if you do have to bring the money into the store let’s attempt to dry it off and not squeeze the contents of the fluid soaked paper on to the counter and the clerk announcing that there is pussy juice and ass juice on the money. Finally have a little class it’s okay to have a good time but let’s not be assholes about the degrading circumstances that you have put someone else through to have your fun. At the very least keep that shit to yourself or share it outside.