The Invasion has Begun!!!

The invasion has begun. The summer is over and the plague that is freshman has begun to matriculate into convenience stores all over the country. I assume this because I am convinced that we are not the only ones that suffer with countless drones, or should I say thoughtless zombies that long to binge drink in the dorm away from their parents watchful eyes, and expectations. It seems to me that we might all be served better by really looking at our children and seeing if they are ready to go away to school alone. Nonsense you say, of course they are ready! Are they really ready or are you just ready to reclaim your house? Hmmmm? Well let’s look at some examples. Today was Tuesday and most people might have a beer or two, ok, ok it is college right and you don’t have classes till Thursday so their might be a little more drinking than just a beer or two. However many of the consumers are underage dying inside to try out that new fake Id. Let’s go over the tell tale signs. Number one productive people don’t drink 72 beers on a Tuesday night, nor do they come in with questions about the content or differences between Natty and Bud. Number two people with real id’s don’t have a problem producing them nor do they have issues with knowing the information on their Id. Lastly IF YOUR ID SAYS AUTHENTIC, GENUINE, CERTIFIED, OR SECURITY LOCK IT’S NOT REAL!!!!!! Now please exit the building without a scene and some dignity.